February 2012
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casuhblancuh:
sex is so gross ew
It’s all sticky
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The Girl With The Lower Back Tattoo is my favorite Oscar winning porn.
casuhblancuh:
my nipples are so itchy right now
Jar Jar Binks is my favorite Jedi.
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If I were Forever 21, I’d be drunk all the fucking time.
I don’t care, seeing a girl’s mascara run down her face always makes me laugh.
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If I were a girl my vagina would look like an open face pastrami sandwich.
If I don’t get into any of the colleges I applied for I’m going to shoot myself in the face. And as a final request, I leave all the money in my piggy bank to the Asian porn star charity fund.
Emotions are gay.
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We would find more dogs if they offered BJs for rewards.
ghvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvst:
It’d be cool to wake up with someone in one of my oversized band tees hogging the sheets.
And it’d be cooler if she was you.
Sighs.
I’ll be over in 5.
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“Production I.G.” is the company that made that anime scene in Kill Bill Vol. 1 and also help develop FLCL, Ghost In The Shell, Blood+, and a whole shit load of others.
silverfuckkk:
Death From Above 1979 — “Dead...
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When I’m bored, I like to think of insults I would say to myself, if I wasn’t me…..
“Just because you like Asian girls, doesn’t mean you should drive like one.”
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We need more movies where dogs cover their face with their paw.
