February 2011
Tim and Eric on Conan!
My comedic role models TOGETHER! I am moist.
Titty Titty Gang Bang
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I wear this "The Smiths" pin on my jacket.
Girl: *Sees pin* The Smiths?
Me: Yup.
Girl: I love The Smiths.
Me: Yeah?
Girl: To die by your side, such a heavenly way to die.
Me: Don't you talk to me bitch.
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January 2011
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YA BETTA CHECK YOSELF 'FORE YA WRECK YOSELF.
buttsforever asked: I just realized you wrote "I feel the warmth in my pants."
Me too, me too.
Me too, me too.
turning japanese, i think i'm turning japanese, i...
MY LEG!” - Fish from Spongebob
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I said…….brr, it’s cold in here! There must be some Toros in the atmosphere! I said…….brr, it’s cold in here There must be some Toros in the atmosphere! I said O-E-O-E-O ice, ice, ice! Slow it down! O-E-O-E-O ice, ice, ice!
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I need to stop saying I have a Boyfriend to make cute girls laugh.
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BITCH TITS
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I have giant cheeks.
causeimawishfulthinker:
..on my face.
kleineblutmenge asked: you're cute
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Stupid ass Mark Zuckerberg took down my Sayuki...
Threatening to delete my Facebook Profile too. Asshole doesn’t realize I have Tumblr.