March 2012
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Dude, I think just broke the sound barrier with...
Everyone is entitled to have their opinion about Southpark. But if you think it sucks, you’re wrong and you can suck my balls.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOooolong Johnson!
Do I have to understand the trend of putting cartoon characters’ faces on people’s bodies?
You guys seriously don’t know how funny I think that dog video is
When I’m bored, my friends and I send texts sexts to girls on our contacts list. I told a girl I had a crush on, “Trying to get mah dick mad wet, so what’s up”
You’d be surprised to all the varied responses we get.
Anonymous asked: Eric, I want you to lick my baby hole.
the-bebop asked: Eric, I want you to lick my baby hole.
I Have Rocket Legs: Next time, on "The Big Bang... →
i-have-rocket-legs:
Sheldon: Leonard?
The audience begins giggling uncontrollably, tapping their feet and scratching their legs, knowing a joke is coming.
Leonard: Yes?
The giggling begins escalating, a few audience members wipe the tears from their eyes. A low droning hum can be heard underneath the floor.
Sheldon:
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read. Why do people like this...
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I want to do the sex.
When you’re having the most amazing butt sex ever, but then you realize you’re just taking a really aggressive dump.