I JUST NEED RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM SOMEONE I CAN TRUST!!!!

You remember your first cigarette. Your head gets dizzy and your knees buckle and you feel comfortably powerless. 

I was watching the Kentucky Derby one time

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And everyone got all quiet before it started and i was hoping theyd play the horse national anthem. Like the national anthem for horses. I wonder what that would sound like? I bet it would either be real sick or fucking suuuuuuck. They just played some corny white people song tho. It would have been way better if they played the horse national anthem.